Why is that the title?? The morning began just fine. We got the kids ready for school and out the door with Hank. They had to run to catch the bus, but they made it. The bus was really crowded and Hank had the kids their lunchboxes, Gabi's backpack, and his own heavy backpack, plus the stroller that he must break down to ride the bus. Needless to say, everyday is a chore getting on and off the bus.
Meanwhile I was home with the girls getting everything ready for our day when I received "the call" from Hank. Frustrated he explained the terribly crowded bus ride with two kids and how Kennedy was trying to climb under the seat of the not-so-clean city bus. Then he says,"Kennedy only has one shoe, I need you to bring him a new pair of shoes". Apparently, Kennedy lost his shoe on the city bus which is probably why he was trying to climb under the seat.
I then step into high gear to get the girls ready.( Now high gear with the twins is about -3 MPH). An hour later I am leaving thehouse with the girls and Kennedy's shoes. On my way, I realize that I did not put the snap n go stroller into the suburban and that I also forgot my portable bagel pump. Arghh...there is nothing more frustrating than forgetting the essentials, which means that you have to go back home for them. Arghh...again. After taking KK's shoes to school I had my postpartum appt scheduled, which I was obviiously going to be late for. I called the dr's office, but they said not to worry Sarah, come on over its ok if you are late. So after dropping off the shoes going back home to get the stroller and pump I head to the Women's Center.
As I am pulling up to the parking garage the man, a.k.a. security guard(you know the guy who stands there and bows to you and says, "have a nice day") is waving his hands telling me no, stop. I am thinking 'you have to be kidding me'! Then I see him point to the top of the Suburban...oh no....we have that very cool luggage carrier on top of the Suburban, making me about a million feet tall....of course I will not fit in the garage. So, I decide I will park by the building in the very back and hike over with the girls. So, I call Lisa again at the dr's office to let her know what's up and that I will be a few more minutes late. She says no problem I will let them know. Great! ....But then there is construction in the back so there is limited parking and no spaces today!!! Just then I had a great idea, I will valet park, that will be perfect they can park the car so I don't have to worry and I won't be too much later to my appt. I drive to the other side of the hospital and find that you can not get to the valet stand unless you drive under the covered area...Of course, I don't fit! So I feel defeated and start to drive away and call Lisa back and she tells me that her sister has a huge truck and they always park it for her, just to drive up near the overhang and hollar at the valet guy and tell him I don't fit but that I need to valet. I said "awesome, See you in a few minutes." With this, I turn around and drive back to the valet area and wait for 3 people to get their cars set and ask the guy to valet me and he says, " I would love to but we park all the cars in the other garage and it is shorter than the other garage." I couldn't believe this was happening, seriously!?!?! Now I call Lisa back and inform her of the madness and she graciously reschedules my appt .
I promptly decide I need to go to my Mom's bible study to regroup! Ahh...life is better now...or so I thought.. I got to Gabi and KK's school and discover that Gabi has not been doing as well in her class as I had been led to believe, and Kennedy is asleep in his class with all the other 2 year olds. My internal monologue: "Did I really just show up and KK is sleeping and now I have to wake him from a perfectly good nap! ARGHHHH...this SUCKS!!" I politely let his teacher walk me out and explain to her that this does not work for me because KK is not the type of kid who will not go back to sleep after he has been awoken from his nap no matter how tired he may be. She was very sweet about it and says we will work it out...while this little discussion is taking place Gabi is standing nearby and decides to sit on the chair by the exit door..and pulls the Fire Alarm!!!!!! AHHHHH!!! My life could not be so wild!! Could it?? Yes, the entire school was napping(probably 30-40kids) and the teachers are all waking the children to come outside for the "Fire Drill". Gabi really had NO clue what that red thing on the wall was, but she is definitely not one to keep her hands to her herself. Okay, let's get home before anything else crazy happens to our family!!
That almost sums up our day except that our car got towed when Hank went up to campus to help his brother with a computer issue. So he did not get home until the wee hours..
Moral of the story...??? When you think you are having a rough day read my blog!